i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead
i told you dead and i are just friends
wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you
are you gay or tumblr gay
The coolest stuffed animal thing ever.
I WILL THROW THIS AT CERTAIN PEOPLE.
what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep
I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE
“how can you HATE tumblr?”
THERE WERE TWO CUTE LITTLE BOYS DRESSED UP LIKE THOR AND CAPTAIN AMERICA ASNKLDFJKALJDFKLASHSAD THEY WERE SO CUTE
BUT WE DIDNT HAVE ANY CANDY LEFT
AND THEY LOOKED SO SAD
SO I GAVE THEM THE CANDY I WAS KEEPING FOR MYSELF (2 big hershey bars)
AND THEY WERE SO HAPPY
AND THOR SAID “I LIKE THIS MIDGARDIAN SNACK”
AND CAPTAIN AMERICA SAID “Bless you ma’am”
THEY WERE SO IN CHARACTER AND NOW IM GONNA DIE THEY WERE SO CUTE ASLKDFJLAHNKLASBVGFKLASJDFAKLASJFLKASF
it’s funny cause on tumblr you can write text posts like this without any commas aND THEN STARrt RAnDOmly using capslock and wriet liek tihs and use some omgs or asdfghkll and it’s totally fine but if you write your instead of you’re bE PREPAEED FR THE GRANMAR NAZIS
this is like that post where the popular girl takes that fat loser kid to homecoming
And done. uvu
ohmygod someone actually did it
“Surprise!” everyone cried out as the lights turned out, jumping out from their hiding places.
“Oh, oh what is happening?” IE looked around, startled.
“Congrats on IE10,” Mozilla said as he walked up to her, offering a slice of cake to her.
“Me?” She said, unable to stop the blush crossing her cheeks. She didn’t think that anyone would be that excited at her new platform, let alone excited enough to throw her a party.
“Who put this all together?” she asked as she took the slice of cake. She tried her best no to notice that their fingers brushed.
“I did,” Mozilla replied with a smile as he ran a hand through his red-orange hair.
IE couldn’t help but turn her blue eyes to him. “You did this for me, Moz?”
Mozilla smiled and rubbed the back of his neck. “Yeah, well, you deserve it.”
“JUST KISS HER ALREADY!” Chrome called from across the room, Safari snickering next to him.
No one noticed Netscape sulk out of the room. They all were making a big deal at her new update. He didn’t need a new update to know that IE was already great.
I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU OMFG
I’m so fucking done with all of you.